(this one gets me in trouble a lot but I really don’t care)

Facebook displays of affection.
It is cute every once and a while to leave something cute or romantic on your significant others facebook wall. However, not every fucking day its not. Call them, text them, or better yet say what you post to their face! I hate to break it to you but no one else cares how amazing you think your boyfriend/girlfriend is and no one gets jealous looking at it. It just looks like you are trying to prove to everyone else that you have this amazing glorified relationship.

That is why half of my friends on facebook are hidden from my newsfeed. Shit is annoying.